(Sorry, i dont have a joke for you. Im on an airplane, sitting between a Catholic Priest and a drunk guy) What was that I was thinking? Oh yea, you were trying to center yourself. Where is your center? I left it around here, somewhere. Was it to the left? Or did was it leftContinue reading “So, A Drunk And A Priest Board An Airplane….”
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“Sleep Faster”
Yep. Its another motivational post. Except, I’m going to critique myself while writing it, for your enjoyment! Its late at night. I work graveyard shift. There isn’t alot to do. So I’m going to sit here and write some thoughts down, hoping to protect my brain from atrophy. I overslept and was late to workContinue reading ““Sleep Faster””
Did I Ever Tell You About the Time My Dad Shaved His Beard?
No, you don’t understand. In 3 weeks I’ll be 32 and I’ve never seen his chin. (For good reason, my dad’s ugly af without a beard) But he did more than that. He took off work, stopped the gears of life that have been grinding for 30 years, got on an airplane (he would sayContinue reading “Did I Ever Tell You About the Time My Dad Shaved His Beard?”
Stand On It 